The Essence of Kelly!!!
Once again, it is important to note that the post you see below is fraudulent. You see, my sister (who thinks she is funnier than she actually is) has hacked into my blog and has written another ambiguous note, asserting me as the author. I'm ok with that. Really, I am! It makes for friendly banter. But this time, she has gone to far. She deleted a post!
But why has she done this? This is a good question.
Although she portrays me as having an overwhelming desire to be like her (the essence of Kelly), the reality of the situation is much the contrary. By forging statements as if she were me, one can clearly see her reverting to a sub-conscious state, where in her mind, she has always wished she was as awesome as I am!
I distinctly remember, in 1997, she dressed up as Scott Marsh for Halloween. I found this peculiar but never gave it another thought, until...
... May, 2006. When she wore her graduation gown to my college graduation. Hat and everything. Lodged in her right hand was a bogus diploma (made of construction paper) that had her name scratched out and my name filled in. That was quite disturbing!
I think past (and present) circumstances dramatically show the severity of the situation I face. Unfortunately, I feel the need to change the password to my blog. Not because I don't cherish the friendly banter between siblings. But because she keeps deleting all of my creative, thought provoking responses to her lame postings!
(For all those who don't know me well... this is a joke. Although, she really does freak me out sometimes)
